12,000 Comrades Can Watch Next Olympic Hockey Tournament In-Person

April 23, 2010

If you didn’t hear when the Olympic Games were going on, all of Russia was pissed that most of their Vodka Boys and Girls brought home more memories than medals.

Therefore, the Russkies are pouring a lot of bills, a total of 195.3 billion rubles ($6,704,712,724.16) into the facilities and infrastructure for the 2014 Olympics in Sochi.

Most of the loot yet-to-be-stolen-by-James-Bond (80%) is being put into the city’s development and the Olympic facilities’ construction to make Sochi a tourist center, while just 20% will be spent on the Games themselves. A total of 235 facilities will be built in Sochi for the Games. Look out 1980 Lake Placid, Mother Russia might edge you out on facilities.

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Canadian Hockey Fan Sign: Call Patrick Kane a Cab!

March 3, 2010

I want to apologize to all of the hockey fans out there for the lack of hockey-fan coverage.  It isn’t that I dislike hockey, its that I don’t know anything about it and never hear of anything good hockey-fan related (if you do, send us a tip!).  I did happen to watch the gold medal hockey game this weekend however, and came away pretty impressed.  What I was even more impressed about was this sign held by a Canadian fan in the crowd:

"Call Kane a cab"

Yes I’m a United States supporter, but I have to give credit where credit is due.  If you aren’t aware of what the sign means, star hockey player for the U.S., Patrick Kane, was arrested last year for allegedly assaulting and robbing a cab driver in his hometown of Buffalo.  Wow, I guess NHLers don’t make great money…note to professional sports:  NO WORK STOPPAGES!

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ThatFan Awards Final Olympic Fan Medals

February 27, 2010

The XXIst Winter Olympics has been a case study in blind devotion to the athletes of one’s country. Last week, we awarded some medals to the best fans in the first half of the games. Today, we are finishing up that pursuit of cheering louder, longer, and more crazily.

Figure Skating: Gold – China (A billion people were behind their pairs team) Silver – Russia (Nothing like a little bit of controversy in the Figure Skating judging at the Games), Bronze – South Korea (Kim Yu-Na is now the most marketable athlete at the Games because of her fans back home)

Hockey: Gold – Canada (The largest rout of the entire Games. There is no way around it). Silver – Sweden (When the blond in the Viking hat showed up…they secured a spot in the gold medal match). Bronze – Slovakia (one of the best signs at the Games)

Curling: Gold – Canada (Making an actual difference in the performances of curlers), Silver – United States (Made a Danish curler cry), Bronze – Norway (Pants power)

Short Track Speed Skating: Gold – South Korea (Don’t be surprised, with the Games on the West Coast they have been Large and In Charge at the oval), Silver – China (Treat their skaters as national heroes), Bronze – United States (Bonnie Blair and Michael Phelps were both seen in the crowd…that is 19 gold medals)

Skeleton: Gold – Great Britain (Never in the hunt for gold, unless you go shirtless and spell out Amy with an exclamation point), Silver – Canada (direct contact with an athlete in a good way), Bronze – Germany (I love a country that is basically devoted to tailgating)

Photos from the Associated Press

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Following Curling’s Hot Women – ThatFan Gains an Olympic Fan Correspondent

February 25, 2010

One of the most popular events at the Winter Games thus far has been curling, most notably the women’s side of the competition for obvious reasons.

ThatFan was lucky enough to have Agent J, one of the throng of local NBC personalities helping with the television coverage, contact us and become ThatFan’s official 2010 Olympic Winter Games Fan Correspondent. (We only withhold his name so Papa Network doesn’t jam him up).

A rare miss by Dr. Venkman that our correspondent caught on the Olympic Curling Ice. Carmen Schaefer. (via the Associated Press)

“Good call on the ladies of curling,” agreed J with ThatFan on its breakdown of the Hottness on Ice. “I’m in the venue [and have] been here since practice sessions.  You are pretty spot on but missed Schafer from Switzerland – tongue piercing and all.  Anna Sidorova for Russia is a 10 out of 10.  The Duponts are over-rated.”

With an embedded correspondent ThatFan took the liberty of finding out a little bit more about the curling fans, who have garnered quite a bit of attention themselves, but also about our favorite sparks on the ice sheets.

Dr. Peter Venkman: You are at the curling venue. There has been a lot of talk about the Canadian fans being a little bit too crazy for a sport with the demeanor of golf. What have you seen there?

Agent J: At the start of the bonspiel (great word), it was rowdy in here.  Games were sold out – probably people that couldn’t get hockey tickets because the etiquette rules for curling (yes, they exist) were not being followed.  Andrea Schopp was the first to complain about the lack of silence while curlers were in the hack – the thing similar to the starting gate for runners.

Then came the Denmark/Canada women’s match.

The game went to extra ends and when the Dutch girl (Dupont) got in the hack, the place was going insane.  You have to understand that all of the seating in here is that steel/metal scaffolding.  So the Canadian fans were stomping on it like a flaming bag of dog poop on your door step at Halloween.  Dupont missed her shot.  Cheryl Bernard came up and nailed it.  After the game, Dupont was in tears and complaining about the fans.

There have been three instances of “O Canada” breaking out during different games.

Overall, the crowds have been great…loud as a hockey game. And the Women’s games have been more rambunctious – probably because the guys are jacked up seeing the ice queens.

Dr. Peter Venkman: What is the overall buzz in the air in the city?

Agent J: Party vibe. Vancouver unlike it’s ever been before.  There are “houses” for each country that people line up for early in the morning so they can pay $20 to get into a white-tarped tent.  But the real party is in the streets.

Shoulder to shoulder on some streets and the cops were so concerned about trying to control the masses of vomiting revelers that they imposed some old school liquor license law and shut down all the beer and wine stores downtown at 7 p.m.  People were standing in line for booze, buying it, coming outside and re-entering the line while drinking their booze.  Also those red mittens that are THE accessory for these games are great for hiding a bottle in.

Dr. Peter Venkman: Have their been any trials or tribulations about being a fan at the Games?

Agent J: Like I said, I’m working…but everyone is upbeat.  This city is going to sleep for about a year after this is done.

Dr. Peter Venkman: What country has the craziest fans (other than Canada)?

Agent J: The Americans have been loud – they even made Eve Muirhead (Scottish Lass playing for Great Britain) get choked up as they started chanting U-S-A on her last shot…which she muffed.

One of the best Olympic fans out there, Patrick Plys, the father of American curler Chris Plys. (via Associated Press)

U.S. curler Chris Plys father has been a great story – he’s a cancer survivor and has been at every match, front row, with his shaved head, face and even arms painted differently for every match.  He looks like a wrestler.  And even hit someone in the head with a piece of his cowbell.

Canadians have done well here so the fans sometimes pull for the underdog.  Some cheers have been for China (the men – who are brutally bad), some for Sweden and plenty for Norway’s pants…yes, cheering for pants – if you haven’t seen them, they are John Daly style but much slimmer.  It’ll get loud again for the semis…they best be working on some hand signals for the finals because ‘hurry hard’ is going to be drown out.

Thanks for the help J. We’ll be finishing up Olympic coverage later this week with another gallery of the best Vancouver has had to offer.

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