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Everyone knows (or at least they should have heard by now) that Lindsey Vonn is a great looking broad…if you need confirmation get the nearest issue of Sports Illustrated.

However, a sport that has proven to hold its own in the hottness-factor, not quietly if you have been watching any of it on TV, is curling. ThatFan took the liberty of capturing a few of the women melting the ice-bound shuffleboard for you.

Icy blue eyes.

Our first subject comes from Team USA. Nicole Joraanstad, 30, grew up in Seattle Washington and has a business degree from Wisconsin. She is the youngest, and hottest, member of the team and was introduced to the sport by her dad at age 15 (thanks dad, we all appreciate the effort). She has haunting blue eyes and handles big stones like a champion (there is your obligatory curling pun).

The elusive Canadian Ice Fox.

The cougar on the list is hottest skip (captain) on the list, Cheryl Bernard, 44, from Canada. Her first major win came when her team won the Olympic Trials for Canada (Curling is basically the No. 2 sport in the nation). She has everything a guy could want, athletic ability, she started her own business which she later sold, and she wants to start another business…being a home-maker is cool with me.

Half of a pair of aces.

Next up is actually a double entry of the Danish Dupont sisters, Denise, 26, and Madeleine, 23. The older sister – who speaks Danish, English, Swedish, German, and Norwegian – is involved. However, little sister – who only speaks a paltry English Danish and German – is single according to NBC Olympics. I am hitting the books: Wie gehts meine damen?

Very Ja.

Than there is Melanie Robillard, 28, from Germany. She is a law student in Brussels right now and apperently enjoys skiing, cycling, traveling and keeping fit. Well, she has done a good job on the last one. Overall, the German team is not all that eye-catching, which might aid Robillard’s hotness, but that can not be held against her…this isn’t figure skating.

What a great sport.

Finally, a pleasant addition to this group is 25-year old Japanese skip Moe Meguro. She kind of came out of nowhere and actually made me go to the computer to see the highlights to make sure that I didn’t miss her. If you want to impress her, tell her that her team leads the tournament (through two matches) with three ends of three points scored, while they have also stolen two ends without the hammer (oh, yeah…I’m in).

Joining these ladies, and the women’s downhill gold medalist, are the following Hot Olympians: Tanitha Belbin (figure skating), Lindsey Jacobellis (snowboarding), Gretchen Bleiler (snowboarding), Hannah Kearney (moguls), Chemmy Alcott (alpine skiing), Torah Bright (snowboarding), Erin Hamlin (luge), Alison Baver (short track speed skating), Bree Schaaf (bobsled), Amy Williams (skeleton), and Mellissa Hollingsworth (skeleton).

Did the good Doctor miss a hottie? Yell at Dr. Venkman now!

Very Da.

EDIT: In an effort to give the fans what they want (see below) here is a shot of Team Russia’s best representatives. On the left is former skip Lydmila Privivkova (spelled correctly), 24, and current skip Anna Sidorova, 19, on the right. As for information, they are both right handed.

The accent adds to the hottness.

ANOTHER EDIT: After watching some of the NBC bonus coverage than this young lady, Great Britian’s 19-year old skip Eve Muirhead, has to be included as well. She is a 4-handicap golfer and a bagpiper too according to the telecast and since she is from Scotland, I guess that really ratchets up the hottness. The golf thing definitely works on this side of the pond too.